Connie Cheat and Hakeem Hazardous are both long time real estate scammers. Together they have scammed numerous old timers out of their pensions and savings by selling worthless homes infested with gnomes. Both are money hungry and don't trust each other any more. They are hiding out together in Corn Town, a small town in the midwest until they can split the money they've stolen and split ways forever. What will happen next... #enemies #survivingtheholidays #storyline #criminals