On Tuesday morning at about 3 AM, notorious outlaws Jesse Coyote and Jackson McCoy escaped from county jail. Deputy Sheriff Chugger was on the scene: "Whash that? I don' know 'bout thishhh! *hic* I wash jush doin' mah rounds an' shome kind noise knocked me down! *he gestuered wildly with his fists, losing balance and falling to the ground* Like, BOOM! BOOM! Dyna *hic* mite! 'Scuse me. Nature callsh." Both outlaws are still at large and highly dangerous. #nocc #getfamous #cowboy #outlaw