Criminal Report #16 Boomerang Nose Wayne: This clown has been running wild for years, They say he can't be captured because of his "special powers". When he goes to formal events he wears his "Bad Man Boots" they give him the power to appear normal no matter what silly outfit he wears. His dirty clown suit keeps him warm because it has seen so much evil it radiates with hellfire. He wears the gloves to hide the blood. His red shoes, well, he says they were white when he got them. #clown #sexy