#Elmira #Clamp? The librarian? The one who hates noise, grew up in a tiny house with thin walls smack dab between an airport & a construction site? Swings a ruler like a samurai sword? Gives you an icy glare if your book's late? Oh, so you've MET her! But what's she doing in Henford-On-Bagley? Wait, is that a SMILE? Is it the blissful silence of the countryside? Or is this tied to that guy who returned a book ON TIME & in immaculate condition? Weird, it almost looks like she's on a date!