#Elmira #Clamp doesn't hate kids, it's all the noise they make she dislikes so strongly! After a long day of teaching coming home to blissful silence is all she truly desires, that & daydreaming of her neighbor Athan Straud popping by to sweep her off her feet & into a wild romance! But sadly he's married! So until fate decides to send him her way, Elmira's happy to take out all her discontentment & frustrations on her students grades via homework! (Sigh) What joy!