"Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!" At least, that is probably what Skeeter was singing as he first laid eyes on sassy Velvetta Longhorn. From her bouncy walk to the topknots on top of her head, it all seemed to sing out to him. As for Velvetta, she herself found the man intriquing and wondered if Skeeter was possibly the man of her dreams. This just might turn out interesting... #mischief #kleptomaniac #lazy #childish #dastardly