Bear with me on this... I once had a dream where the Sims was an MMORPG, and in the dream there was a glitch in the Simverse that resulted in a slice of American Cheese floating off-kilter over Track 5 of Jamaica RR station. This glitch was so well-known that the users decided to name it "Demented Toot." Thus, from the recesses of my fevered unconscious, I preent to you, the personification of the famous and popular DEMENTED TOOT! #weird #dream #strange #cheese #silly