Living by the philosophy of "Fake it Till you Make It" Former #Actress and #CEO Miss Cassandra Jones has been able to bluff her way into the Position of #President of the United States of Simerica... Her Platform of "Simoleons for Everyone" has made her just as popular as her #woohoo tapes... Many Leaked by 'rogue' Diamond Agents to discredit her re-election campaign... Were they really necessary with Landgraab Industries owning the Voting machines? #Politician #Actress #blonde #Ditz #Celebrity