"Why did the biscuit cry? Because his mother had been a wafer so long!" | "Talking of being away. I did a show down south and I said to my girl, 'Did you miss me while I was away?' "And she replied with, 'Oh, have you been away?!' | "Knock, knock." .... "Arfur"..."Arfur got!" | "Did you hear about the butcher's boy who sat on the bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries!" | "Thanks & goodnight!" #Tranterbleu#Comedy#Jokes#Juupo45#Wales#KSsDesign#TranterbleuComedy#Britain